I’m like David Beckham, I get spotted everywhere for my mad football skills lil
So I’m in this shit club called Prozack, waiting at a cloak room for someone and I hear “Barely Athletic!”
I turn around and it’s this guy who played once for our UCD superleague team, but I don’t really know him. So he’s like “How’s it going man” and I respond with the usual pleasantries untill I realise exactly where I am so I just go:
“You know we’re in Poland right.”
“Yeah”
“Aight, cool”.
Only difference between you and Beckham is that you wouldn’t have cried if you tore a tendon
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Only difference between you...Beckham is that you wouldn’t have cried if you tore a tendon
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